Post by Wheatley on Jan 17, 2013 21:15:34 GMT -6
OOC Stuff:
Name: Lucian
Age: 26
Contact Information: Skype: thehoodedcrow
Experience: A really long ass time.
Prior Characters: The Pantheon, Clu, Loki Laufeyson, Kaltz, Arik Crimsonrose
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IC Stuff:
Name: Wheatley
Alias/Nickname: Metal Ball. That Little Idiot. Moron
Age: N/A
Fandom: Portal 2
Appearance:
Strengths: He really doesn't have any strengths. He's a motormouth that can talk you to death and probably wouldn't even notice you had died in the first place. He's also incredibly stupid but he was programmed that way to slow GLaDOS down with his bad ideas.
Weaknesses: He's a metal ball. Unless someone helps him move around, he's pretty much dead weight. Also, he's an idiot.
History: Somewhere along the line, the people working at Aperture decided that GLaDOS needed something to slow her down both mentally and in terms of wreaking havoc with turrets and nuerotoxin. So they set about making the dumbest moron to ever function in the form of an Intelligence Dampening Sphere. It clung to her brain like a tumor, constantly spouting bad ideas and making GLaDOS into an idiot.
The tumor was Wheatley as he called himself. After Chell defeated GLaDOS, he got a job tending to, as he put it, "the smelly humans". He almost got a job down in manufacturing but the foreman went with an exact replica of himself. So Wheatley got to tend to the some thousand test subjects at Aperture. He was responsible for their life functions and so forth.
Until one day, the life functions of those some thousand test subjects was shut off. Leaving Wheatley with ten thousand flipping vegetables. Luckily, there was one left. A woman but with likely severe brain damage. But only a minor case, really. No one's likely to ask about that.
Together, she and Wheatley set about escaping from the facility. Along the way, he was forced to pop off his management rail. Facing certain death he made this choice with no other options. And did she even TRY to catch him? No.
Chell and Wheatley would eventually awaken GLaDOS. Though Wheatley did try to stop it…badly. He almost was crushed by her. Somehow, he kept appearing in the test chambers as if to make sure his partner in crime was still alive. He talked his way onto the nanobot work crew rail.
He intervened as Chell was testing and then together, they escaped. GLaDOS turned off the lights in a fit of rage. They replaced her turrets with crap turrets and shut off her nuerotoxin. Once the duo made it to the chamber housing GLaDOS a stalemate was initiated. Chell pressed the button, though not a statement resolution associate and Wheatley was attached to GLaDOS' body in a core transfer. He was in charge of the whole facility.
Unfortunately, any core attached to the chassis seems to be changed but it. His demeanor changed. He shoved GLaDOS into a potato battery, she called him a moron, he punched both of them into a pit and into the bowels of the old Aperture.
Wheatley, left with a test subject, created Frankencubes. That is to say he shoved together two turrets and a cube in desperation for the euphoric response that testing gives him. GLaDOS says he doesn't have the mental capacity to fight the withdrawal from it. He's not in it for the science like she is.
Once Chell and GLaDOS reappear, Wheatley initiates testing. Neglecting the facility that's self-destructing about him. [And from the blue screens, all he has to do is press any key to continue.] He moves test chambers about at random to suit his will. He denies that it's falling apart and on fire.
He finds two robots and decides that Chell isn't needed anymore. So he sets out to kill her by setting traps for her. She foils every one of them, eventually making it to his LAIR. He studied the tapes of Chell killing GLaDOS and has a four part plan. 1) No Portal Surfaces. 2) Deadly Nuerotoxin 3.) Bombs for throwing at you. Which leads into part 4.) Bombs for throwing at you.
However, he makes several glaring mistakes. The first being the tube of conversion gel left in the chamber. The second being the bombs that lock on. Once Chell has portal surfaces, she uses the bombs against Wheatley and places rejected cores on him to get to the point of a Core Transfer. Wheatley still denies the facility is going to explode at this point.
Chell, in an act of desperation, aims the portal gun at the moon. She grabs onto Wheatley but then GLaDOS yanks her back in. Leaving Wheatley to drift into space. …Left alone with his thoughts. Now separated from the chassis, he seems as he was before the core transfer. But this time genuinely sorry for the monster he was.
As luck would have it, he crashes onto another planet…
Personality: Wheatley is the dumbest moron ever. He doesn't use any of his equipment because 'they' told him he would die if he did. Even his flashlight. Calling him a moron is a bit of a berserk button for him but given that he doesn't have a body…he can't really do much about it aside from yelling. Also, he will talk your damn ears off if you let him keep talking.
Sample post: [Anything from anywhere.]
Anything else: He's a bit of an unusual case where Eden is concerned. He's not a Dreamwalker but rather a bit of space debris.
…No idea what happened to the Space Core though.
Name: Lucian
Age: 26
Contact Information: Skype: thehoodedcrow
Experience: A really long ass time.
Prior Characters: The Pantheon, Clu, Loki Laufeyson, Kaltz, Arik Crimsonrose
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IC Stuff:
Name: Wheatley
Alias/Nickname: Metal Ball. That Little Idiot. Moron
Age: N/A
Fandom: Portal 2
Appearance:
Strengths: He really doesn't have any strengths. He's a motormouth that can talk you to death and probably wouldn't even notice you had died in the first place. He's also incredibly stupid but he was programmed that way to slow GLaDOS down with his bad ideas.
Weaknesses: He's a metal ball. Unless someone helps him move around, he's pretty much dead weight. Also, he's an idiot.
History: Somewhere along the line, the people working at Aperture decided that GLaDOS needed something to slow her down both mentally and in terms of wreaking havoc with turrets and nuerotoxin. So they set about making the dumbest moron to ever function in the form of an Intelligence Dampening Sphere. It clung to her brain like a tumor, constantly spouting bad ideas and making GLaDOS into an idiot.
The tumor was Wheatley as he called himself. After Chell defeated GLaDOS, he got a job tending to, as he put it, "the smelly humans". He almost got a job down in manufacturing but the foreman went with an exact replica of himself. So Wheatley got to tend to the some thousand test subjects at Aperture. He was responsible for their life functions and so forth.
Until one day, the life functions of those some thousand test subjects was shut off. Leaving Wheatley with ten thousand flipping vegetables. Luckily, there was one left. A woman but with likely severe brain damage. But only a minor case, really. No one's likely to ask about that.
Together, she and Wheatley set about escaping from the facility. Along the way, he was forced to pop off his management rail. Facing certain death he made this choice with no other options. And did she even TRY to catch him? No.
Chell and Wheatley would eventually awaken GLaDOS. Though Wheatley did try to stop it…badly. He almost was crushed by her. Somehow, he kept appearing in the test chambers as if to make sure his partner in crime was still alive. He talked his way onto the nanobot work crew rail.
He intervened as Chell was testing and then together, they escaped. GLaDOS turned off the lights in a fit of rage. They replaced her turrets with crap turrets and shut off her nuerotoxin. Once the duo made it to the chamber housing GLaDOS a stalemate was initiated. Chell pressed the button, though not a statement resolution associate and Wheatley was attached to GLaDOS' body in a core transfer. He was in charge of the whole facility.
Unfortunately, any core attached to the chassis seems to be changed but it. His demeanor changed. He shoved GLaDOS into a potato battery, she called him a moron, he punched both of them into a pit and into the bowels of the old Aperture.
Wheatley, left with a test subject, created Frankencubes. That is to say he shoved together two turrets and a cube in desperation for the euphoric response that testing gives him. GLaDOS says he doesn't have the mental capacity to fight the withdrawal from it. He's not in it for the science like she is.
Once Chell and GLaDOS reappear, Wheatley initiates testing. Neglecting the facility that's self-destructing about him. [And from the blue screens, all he has to do is press any key to continue.] He moves test chambers about at random to suit his will. He denies that it's falling apart and on fire.
He finds two robots and decides that Chell isn't needed anymore. So he sets out to kill her by setting traps for her. She foils every one of them, eventually making it to his LAIR. He studied the tapes of Chell killing GLaDOS and has a four part plan. 1) No Portal Surfaces. 2) Deadly Nuerotoxin 3.) Bombs for throwing at you. Which leads into part 4.) Bombs for throwing at you.
However, he makes several glaring mistakes. The first being the tube of conversion gel left in the chamber. The second being the bombs that lock on. Once Chell has portal surfaces, she uses the bombs against Wheatley and places rejected cores on him to get to the point of a Core Transfer. Wheatley still denies the facility is going to explode at this point.
Chell, in an act of desperation, aims the portal gun at the moon. She grabs onto Wheatley but then GLaDOS yanks her back in. Leaving Wheatley to drift into space. …Left alone with his thoughts. Now separated from the chassis, he seems as he was before the core transfer. But this time genuinely sorry for the monster he was.
As luck would have it, he crashes onto another planet…
Personality: Wheatley is the dumbest moron ever. He doesn't use any of his equipment because 'they' told him he would die if he did. Even his flashlight. Calling him a moron is a bit of a berserk button for him but given that he doesn't have a body…he can't really do much about it aside from yelling. Also, he will talk your damn ears off if you let him keep talking.
Sample post: [Anything from anywhere.]
Anything else: He's a bit of an unusual case where Eden is concerned. He's not a Dreamwalker but rather a bit of space debris.
…No idea what happened to the Space Core though.
